Why Do Things Take Longer When You Get Older?

Very sorry about the lack of posts today, but I was really busy.

Well, not exactly–here’s what I mean.

When I was a lot younger, if I had something to do on a given day, say a doctor appointment (like today), it would take me about 20 minutes to get ready.  No big deal.

Today I spent most of the morning getting ready for my doctor appointment (which was at 1:40).  I always arrive early, because they want you to.  But that’s only 15 minutes early.  Somehow the whole morning was spent getting ready for the cotton pickin’ appointment.

I even had lunch early.

Is it that when you get older, you are moving slower (but just don’t realize it)?  Or does time itself kind of warp?

Do you really need that much more preparation for the simplest things?

Perhaps this is a question for the philosophers.

Somehow I don’t think they ever discussed it.

I’ll do better tomorrow.

God bless everybody.

Patty

 

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More Democracy! REPRINT

All Star Game Ballots

From September 1, 2021

 

The Blue State Fund for Unity has announced a new plan to make America’s national elections more Democratic… er, I mean “democratic.”

“We got the idea from the way they used to vote for the baseball All-Star game years ago, before computers,” said BSFU Commissar Royce Squeegee: “Grab as many ballots as you can and stay up all night filling ’em out–a great way to get your favorite players onto the team! Even better than the way they voted this year, on line.”

So what is the new idea?

“Phone-in voting!” burbled Squeegee. “Even better than mail-in voting, because we won’t need drop boxes. Anybody with a cell phone can call in as many votes as he wants! What could be more democracy than that?”

California is in line, he said, to be the first state to demonstrate the ineffable desirability of phone-in voting. “Once we overwhelmingly vote Gavin Newsom back into the governor’s mansion, the whole country will follow. I tell ya, blue state governors are already licking their chops over this!

“And if you don’t have a cell phone,” he added, “the Democratic Party will give you one–free! Along with another COVID vaccination, just to sweeten the pot.”

Squeegee rejected the argument that this will lead to bogus elections with millions of more votes than voters. “There’s no such thing as too much voting!” he howled. “We ran a computer simulation that showed 700 million votes for President Biden.

“This is a fundamental transformation to top ’em all!”

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Today

Today was a real bonus.  The three days of rain that were supposed to follow Easter never materialized.  Sunshine and breezy–just right.

Did a lot today–finally got a walk in.  Have the Dr. appointment tomorrow–a scheduled checkup.

Thursday I drop my car off at the garage–to see just what the problem is with the A/C and if it is a reasonable fix.  It would be good if it was.

Just realized I never checked my e-mail today.  Yikes.  There will be a hundred emails waiting.  I better go check that right now.

See you tomorrow.

God bless everybody

Patty

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One of My All-Time Favorite Fantasies REPRINT

From July 8, 2013

Let me introduce you to one of my all-time favorite fantasy novels–Chessmen of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs (“…from the creator of Tarzan”).

I fell in love with this book when I was a teenager; in fact, I still have my 35-cent Ballantine paperback with Bob Abbett’s glorious cover. The older I get, the more I enjoy this book. You can enjoy it, too. If you can’t buy a used copy at various websites, you can read it for free on your computer. I like this book so much, I’m even pitching it to potential readers of my books.

What’s so great about it? Simply this: when I read it, I’m there. That’s the acid test of any fantasy–whether the author can get you to believe the crazy story he made up.

Chessmen takes place on Mars, in a backwater cut off from the rest of the planet. The people are splendidly barbaric, with a lot of strange customs and beliefs. Chief among those is a fanatical devotion to jetan, the Martian equivalent of chess, which these nonconformists play with living pieces battling with live steel. As a bonus, Burroughs also gives you the rules of the game, so you can make your own jetan set and play it. By the way, it’s a very cool game. Of course I made a set. I brought it to my local chess club a few times, and everyone enjoyed it. Sometimes you can also find websites where you can play jetan online.

Chessmen also features one of the most original and captivating characters any writer ever invented: Ghek the kaldane. Ghek is a monstrous head with hardly any body. His kind live parasitically on headless human bodies from which they can detach themselves at will. They worship the intellect and take pride in being uninvolved, unemotional–pure thinkers. But Ghek, wrenched out of his culture by the plot, must wrestle with certain aspects of life which are completely new to him–love, loyalty, friendship, self-sacrifice. As a kaldane, can he learn how to be a human being? His progress makes for fascinating reading.

Why read books like this? For refreshment and escape! Sometimes I just can’t take any more of the pompous asses in the Senate, our civilization-ravaging Supreme Court, that lawless golem in the White House, and pro-aborts chanting “Hail, Satan!” I can’t keep fighting every hour of every day. And so, from time to time, I just take off for Mars. Or Narnia, or Middle-Earth. Anywhere but here.

But don’t worry. I always come back.

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